Haha

You’re fat.

You’re ugly.

You’re really stupid.

Words no one ever wants to hear (:

That’s Life.

Don’t feed your love one’s too much. The more they eat, the bigger they get. Soon he/she will be bigger than you.

dmikedang:

omggg ive never been soo bored in my life… lol 

super bowl??

asker

betea asked: so what is your secret behind the art of becoming sexy?

Hate.

Annoying things at school.

Slow walkers. So, I only have 5 minutes to get from point A to point B. Minus 2 minutes because I tend to use the restroom during every passing period, it a habit. So i have like around 3 minutes. I walk pretty fast in order to make it to class on time but I ALWAYS run into these people who walk like they are pregnant or some shit. Taking their time, looking around retardly, and they usually have headphones in their ear. The worst part is when I’m behind them and they suddenly decide to stop to hug or a chat with a friend. Like WTF move bitch. We are adults now, save that shit when I’m not around you.

Fat chicks. Whether they are Black, Mexican, Somalian or fuckin’ Arab, there has to be ‘that’ one girl out of a group of friends who is loud as shit, wanting attention, and thinking they are cute. Not to be mean, I like to eat Twinkies too but please STFU cause its really disgusting, really really disgusting. If you haven’t noticed, the cute ones are usually the quiet and shy ones. Most people who find the word “fat” offensive, I’m sorry, you probably belong in that category. I apologize. Instead of eating cupcakes and wishing you could be skinny, work for it. Laying there and saying “that’s mean” will not make you look thinner, it will in fact do the opposite. Men are attracted to girls who are fit not fat. That’s Life. Please don’t hate me just because you find this whole thing offensive. Put down that cupcake, stop reading this, and go hit the treadmill. You’re welcome

Black chicks. This is the most hated specie known to man-kind. Well in my opinion (: Im not saying all, but MOST black girls are annoying and loud and annoying and has a big butt. They are humans just like you and I but just a bit dirtier. I wonder why their hair is so dirty and nappy? Do they know that? cause it looks like a fuckin bird’s nest. I hate it when I see them talk to one another, whether they are talking about their day or something its like a Jerry springer show. And when they all start laughing together….. Ohh mannn its like an annoying ring-tones of monkeys stuck on repeat. If you’re black AND you’re fat, good luck with life.  

Other than slow walkers, fat chicks, and black chicks; school is a pretty safe and comforting environment (: